Holiday Specials of the Damned

So this week I saw a headline on the People Magazine feed that Miley Cyrus is planning to release a cover of Poison's classic "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." I expressed my belief that this crossover between Hannah Montana and a late 80's power ballad performed by Bret Michaels might represent the nadir of American civilization as we know it. Friends cautioned me that it could always get worse, and indeed, Ms. Cyrus may be an improvement on Michaels' musical stylings.

So in the grand spirit of the holidays and embracing the philosophy of "it's going to get worse," I've been speculating on holiday fare that might fall into that category.
In no particular order:

A Very Gosselin Christmas

Glenn Beck's Hannukah Spectacular-- featuring Rush Limbaugh as Santa

The Hoarders Boxing Day Extravaganza

Rock of Love Bus: New Year's Eve Date Special Edition

Real Housewives of Thunderdome: Fight to the Death for the Last Zhu Zhu Pet


There's probably more. I'll turn it over to The Suz and NayNay to pick it up from here.