Today we offer The Suz's top ten list. Why Working in the Shotz Brewery Sucks:

10) Someone stole my ergonomic footstool and replaced it with old boxes.
9) The copy room that smells like pee.
8) This place makes my shirts smell like feet.
7) Two words: Ferretweasel cooties
6) Two more words: someone farted
5) No chocolate
4) No booze
3) No cute boys with washboard abs
2) It's not New York. It's not London.
1) Hell, it's not even Sheboygan.

And we offer Manda's top ten list. Why Being Unemployed This Week Kicks Ass.
10) Lucked into my dream job yesterday.
9) Catbox is in the other room.
8) Cleaning lady was here Wednesday-- no foot smell here
7) Four words: No more Ferretweasel cooties
6) Four more words: Haagen Dazs Cherry Vanilla
5) Chocolate
4) Booze
3) No cute boys with washboard abs
2) Amsterdam
1) It's not the Shotz Brewery

We're working round the clock to make the Suz's list look more like Manda's list.