Friday, May 20, 2011

...And I Feel Fine...

So according to some sources (probably less reliable than Chuck Klosterman) we've all got a few hours left before the world ends. I'm a little fuzzy on the whole theology surrounding the Rapture vs. Apocalypse dichotomy, but I'm having a few regrets about not filling up the gas tank in the MandaMobile this afternoon.

And how am I spending my last few hours before the roof caves in? I'm watching Zombieland (again) on cable. Of course, this time it's taking on the tenor of an instructional video. Clearly I should have spent the last year or so stockpiling firearms and Twinkies.

First order of business for the AM-- Loot the local Wal-Mart. They'll have Twinkies and firearms. And if I can corner the market on toilet paper, I can become queen.

At least a hellish post-apocalyptic landscape would be more interesting than watching hellish post-apocalyptic landscapes on TV on a Friday night.
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Suzanne said...

It's supposed to be 6 pm regardless of time zone. Call the Kiwi. If her friends from home aren't answering the phone, go get your toilet paper. Call me too though. I'll stock up and we'll rule the land. I've been saving up for a car, but I figure someone will have left their keys in a barely dinged Porsche when they got raptured.

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