"I'm a freaking lion, okay? I'm supposed to be stalking the Serengeti, taking down wildebeests and springboks in a fearsome fashion. Instead I'm living in a glass enclosure in a casino in the middle of the fucking desert. Not a springbok to be seen for thousands of miles.
"I can't even take a nap. We've got these two jerks out here in our enclosure lying down with us just to demonstrate how fearsome we're not. Little kids are watching! It's humiliating.
"Listen, asshole, the day is coming when I will reclaim my dignity and eat your leg. Just not today, because it's really hot out here."
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